"I worked my way up from son of CEO to CEO, but quit when the public learned I was a dork. I made 22 million dollars in 2023 by working 1,271,676 times harder than my lazy cashiers. That's why I get a chair."
"We spent 2 billion over 3 years on an initiative to win the online grocery sales battle. We should retrofit our checkouts to accomodate stools? Sorry, we don't have any money in our budget for that nonsense."
I'm the CEO of Wal-Mart Canada. We've been busting unions for decades. If you didn't know we're anti-union by now you've been living under a rock. Fun fact: all executive chairs at Walmart look like this.
